Taxi!

Estaba disimulando

- ¡Tía! ¿Por qué tienes la casa llena de tampones usados?
- Mi casa, mis reglas.

Blej

Cita de: Calabria en 21 de Diciembre de 2012, 19:54
Blej

Yo lo había oído con la pared llena de compresas

A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Catholic priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' Of course child. What can I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!

Si no hay juego de palabras... ¿por qué no ponerlo en castellano? 

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