The English thread

[Poison Gilr]

Speak for yourself, you're older than me too.

[Charlosp]

Fuuuuuuu

[neoprogram]

I'm not old...
wanna  ?

[Der Metzgermeister]

And still, you're older than me.

It was not me, but a little girl with an outrageous accent called ---, who was happy and wrongly believing that she will find the water of the eternal youth. Fortunately, as she grew and her innocence was lost by pedobear by her own silly thoughts - though she had always blamed on a purely and chaste boy -, she finally came to know that she will not ever become a little young girl, and will remain old and wrinkled like the witch - others prefered to refer her as a goose - she is instead.

[Poison Gilr]

1. I am not a witch.
2. If you are pure and chaste is because you have not other option.
3. My accent doesnt draw so much attention.

[El Brujo]

1. I am not a witch.
2. If you are pure and chaste is because you have not other option.
3. My accent doesnt draw so much attention.

[Der Metzgermeister]

1. I am not a witch.
2. If you are pure and chaste is because you have not other option.
3. My accent doesnt draw so much attention.

1. Of course yes, you are.
2. You are wrong, as you usually - not to say always - do.
3. Obvious, nobody believes that such a terrorific accent might ever exist.

[Deke]

I never find an appropiate translation of "to encourage". 

[Der Metzgermeister]

It depends on the contextual frame in which you read it.

[Poison Gilr]

It could be "fomentar" for example.